December 2010
1 post
November 2010
1 post
WCW style for Juno
As a cat
I roam the garden
And hide myself with my tail.
Every plant that moves
Is exciting
And the leaves I step on
Crunch under paw.
My whiskers sense movement
And twitch.
A butterfly lands on a flower
And is in my mouth
Until my mistress forces it out.
Well, there goes lunch.
October 2010
3 posts
moving on
i think i need to start blogging better
for that i may need a new blog
or a new start.
underwater meditation
As I lay under water
With current sweeping over my body
The water’s surface skims my hardened nipples
Tickling them.
September 2010
3 posts
LG
Me: Why did Gaga wear meat to the VMAs?
J: Are you really asking me this question right now? You might as well ask me why retarded people can draw image-perfect stencils of the New York skyline.
J: I mean not that Gaga is retarded. I love her. But you know. It was a meat dress.
Me: Good golly, sorry.
On werewolves...
Me: He never calls me during the day, he only calls me after like 12:30am.
J: Well maybe he has lupus. You're going to feel really bad if he has lupus.
April 2010
2 posts
March 2010
2 posts
Love Poem
BY DOROTHEA GROSSMAN
In a lightning bolt
of memory,
I see our statue of Buddha
(a wedding gift from Uncle Gene)
which always sat
on top of the speaker cabinet.
When a visitor asked,
“So, does Buddha like jazz?”
you said, “I hope so.
He’s been getting it up the ass
for a long time.”
February 2010
11 posts
Amelia-Joni Mitchell
“A ghost of aviation,...
THIS IS FOR WITCHES N HOESSSSSS →
FOR ALL THE ZZZZZZZZZZZS
Its Justin Bieber Tween Sex Tipz
Red Pandas!!!!!!!!! →
I WANT ONE SOOOOO BADDDD
Genital Aura
Krista: How do i send out my genital aura again?
Me: Center your energy around that area. Breathe from it, speak with it and feel the sexual presence in the air. Eventually your aura will glow and he'll notice you. Kind of like Pocahontas and the colors of the wind.
Krista: I think that is just going to make me fart but its worth a try.
Urban Dictionary Says It All →
The definition of “Claire”
i hope juliana actually writes this
Rapunzel’s Refusal
A breath-taking allegorical tale that twists the plot lines of the original Brother’s Grimm fairy tales, Rapunzel’s Refusal is a novella about a girl locked in a tower, carrying out the traditional role of damsel in distress in reality, but in the distorted fibers of her imagination/insanity, creates four different personalities which carry out fabricated events that compile...
January 2010
3 posts
just a sunset
If I were to pinpoint anything in this world that is undervalued it would be the sunset. Ironic though, because the sun is in fact, out of this world. Often times I think the sunrise is more tremendous, as it exposes the novelties of the day, but I’ve seen more sunsets than sunrises and am more familiar with the sun’s descending act. A sunset has a magnificent body with a glowing heart and...
a beta monologue
It’s been a week since my accident, my near death experience. But what do I know? I’m just a fish, I’m not supposed to have any memory, let alone know anything about time. I’ve been confined to this 3”-5” tank for my whole life—about two years in human time. I’ve traveled all over Connecticut, been transferred to five different locations while my tank has been cleaned each time—only a bit less...
Goodbye my love
Saw you in the moon last night
Smoke rose from your lips
You sported the same conversation starter
Ever hear of this guy?
I walked over and sat next to you
Plopped down on grass that disturbed dandelion seeds.
Your speech danced on the stars
Galaxies away.
Enthralling those around you
Following your wisdom like you invented it.
But you glean from higher beings
Feeding your thirsty soul
...
December 2009
3 posts
A Grey America
We are the political upchuck of the melting pot, A motley portrait painted by other countries Once glistening with pride before we forgot Our heritage and plunged into erred novelties. An outcome of a once deprived community We have swelled and overpopulated these borders Neglecting beauty and unconsciously Indulging in finery and becoming hoarders Of items we cannot do without. Strip them of us...
November 2009
13 posts
“Over the mysteries of female life there is drawn a veil, best left undisturbed”
– Little Women
Meow? →
Pippi Longstocking? Oh wait…Richard Longtails.
Compare with Jason Derulo’s “Watcha...
WatchArt.
THE KRAKEN!!! Someone buy me this plzzz asap →
In case you need really big font to imprint the... →
goats are great transportation for cats
WAX YOUR BEAVER →
October 2009
4 posts
A woman's contribution to sports →
Disagreements about art →
August 2009
6 posts
Goss Girl xoxoxo fanzzzz scroll down to see who... →
FOOTLOOSE 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Watch
Is this for rrealz????? →
12 year old translator:
This is what I typed: Today i woke up very late and took a shower. then i was hungry so i ate some toast and tea. then i went to my grandmother’s house. then i hung out with my friend kara and we made dinner, cookies, and rented a movie. i am so tired now so i am going to bed.
This is it translated in 12y.o talk: 2DAY I WOKA UP VARY LAET AND 2K A SHOW3R!!!11! OMG THEN I WAS HUNGRY SO I AET...